Tell
me about joining the Air Force?
I
make these decisions which I've got no right to do. I was 32,
I thought I'd be too old for aircrew, it was 1942, the war was
on, but I thought I'd have a go.
I wanted to be a pilot you see. They were recruiting in Brisbane,
and they were also recruiting, both in Creek Street, in different
parts of the street. They were looking for what the called the
armoured division. Me and my-, I didn't know much about anything,
I was pretty sure they wouldn't accept me in air crew, so I
wanted to go to the armoured division.
Anyhow,
first of all, I'll tell you about my hearing disabilities. It
started off, incidentally I'd come down by train from Blackall
and I'd had a bit of a gastric attack on the way, and I wasn't
feeling 100 percent. I didn't particularly care to be pushed
around by what I thought were public servants then. I started
off, not a stitch on, and I went to this hearing place. I had
no idea what was going to happen. My hearing then was, certainly,
not much good, so, what he said to me from memory, he stood
up in a big room and said, “Stand against the wall and face
left and repeat what I say.” Now, I had no idea what he was
going to do. He had a loud whisper and I said "57".
"Righto, turn round the other way." There was a loud
whisper and I said "76". He said, "Righto, away
you go." I didn't ask any questions. Now I couldn't possibly
have heard what he said. I don't say, well, other people have
had telepathy experience, I don't say they're all baloney, but
I didn't believe in it as far as it attaches to me. When I'd
gone right found and finished everything, the bloke was sorting
out my documents and I said "How did I go with the hearing?"
He said, "Oh yes, you're alright." It was Anzac Day
and the only reason I could cope with it was, he was crabby
this bloke who'd had to come back and work on Anzac Day. He
might have thought, "If the silly bugger wants to go, he
can go.” That's only a guess but I never knew how I passed that
test.
Now,
there was another thing with this, they gave me two tests, they
turned out to be aptitude tests. The second one was a sort of
a mechanical test. I didn't realise that speed entered into
it you see. All my exams at school, this was 15 years since
I'd had the last exam, my argument was, always read the paper.
In an aptitude test, that's no good. So I read the paper and
by the time I came to do the paper, time had run out and I didn't
do any good. After that I went up to this board and they said;
there was three, one was Air Force, one was civilian, and I
don't know what the other was. They said, "Your aptitude
test was about the level of a seven-year-old child, but your
mechanical aptitude test was absolutely fantastic." I said
it wasn't an aptitude test at all, I'd been working with pulleys
and cogwheels and levers, I'd been doing that all my life. It's
just a test of my knowledge. They said, "You won't get
into air crew". I said I'll have a go at the armoured division
but they said no, you go and see the ground staff people. I
said I don't want to join the ground staff, don't ask me why.
They said you go downstairs and see the ground staff people.
Righto, so I went downstairs and went towards the front door.
A corporal brought me back. They had me there again, went through
it all over again, the second time I went for the door, the
corporal sent me back, so eventually they said to me, "Right,
we will give you a go at air crew but the only thing you could
possibly do in air crew was a gunner." Of course I knew
guns all my life, that didn't worry me. They said if you fail
your aircrew course you'll have to go the ground crew. Well
I said that was OK, it was up to me. They ended up making me
a bloody navigator, and I've got the mentality of a seven-year-old
child.
I
think perhaps I would have liked the ground staff. When I got
over to England, I saw all these blooming ground staff blokes
in the middle of the night, ice and frost and rain everywhere,
working on engines with a little hurricane light, because there
was a blackout, I thought, "By gee, I'm glad I'm not them".
The plane they were looking after might come back with half
a dozen dead crew and the pilot'd get a DFC or anything, but
nobody gave the ground crew any credit that looked after that
plane that got there and back.
There
was another experience in the air force, if you're interested.
When I joined the air force, I thought, "Right, I'm a number."
Nearly everywhere I went they had (category call?). Another
stage, I went to Kingaroy to have my IFT - Initial Flying Training
or something. I went through another category call - I wanted
to be a pilot, naturally. They tried to talk me out of being
that but they let me have a go. I went to (Narromine?) as a
pilot. The first time I went up with an instructor, he said,
"You land it, you take over the stick." I flew it
onto the ground as easy as anything, you see, you hardly knew.
For some unknown reason, I could fly it onto the ground but
he told me I had to do a three point landing. For some damn
reason I couldn't do that. I discussed it with some ear specialist
since, he said yes, there are times when the mechanics of your
ears does affect your balance. Anyhow, the first time I went
solo I thought, "I'm going to do it this time." I
was looking at the clock and I was looking at the petrol tank,
it took me seven seconds to land the bloody thing. I couldn't
do it; I'd give it a gun and go round again. My poor pilot,
I thought he was flying round with somebody else but he was
on the ground watching me, and tearing his bloody hair. At the
finish I had the ambulance on one side and the fire engine on
the other. He told me, if I couldn't do a three point landing
I wouldn't go any further. It turned out to be wrong because
other people told me they had that problem and of course once
they went onto front wheel stuff, they didn't have to do that.
I believed him so that's how I was scrubbed.
Of
course these instructors, they hated the job. Apparently they
wanted to go somewhere else and they were shanghaied in. He
was a nice bloke but he used to yell out a bit. He said, "The
last person I had, I hated the thought of him going solo. He
never made a mistake, he never done the wrong thing, but when
he got up on his own, I wondered what would happen if he did
the wrong thing. On the other hand, you've made every bloody
mistake in the book." Another thing this bloke, he had
a sense of humour. One day he said, he was in front, we were
going along and he said, "Take your foot off the rudder,
take you hand off the stick." After a few seconds he said,
"See, that plane can fly itself better than you can."
Another time, he told me to fly straight. After a while he said,
"What are you doing now?" "Flying straight."
"Oh, I thought you were stirring the porridge." That
was the end of my flying. Oh, I went to Mt Gambier there. The
first day we went up the clouds came in very quickly. We went
up for what they call flight experience, in an Ansett plane,
with an experienced pilot. They just took us for a ride, I don't
know why. We landed in a farmer's paddock and the farmer gave
us a feed and they rang up, and they sent another pilot out.
That’s another thing about the Air Force. We landed in this
paddock because the cloud had come in too much. When the cloud
had disappeared after dusk, they sent out-. The pilot who took
us up in the morning, he'd done a tour of operations, in the
north of Australia. Instead of letting him fly, they sent a
bloody sprog, a young pilot out with no experience at all, to
fly that plane home. I thought that was terrible, but that was
the Air Force.
If
I'd had a choice-. In long night flights I was the only one
who had something to do. The pilots and the gunners, they were
staring into space all night, looking for fighters, and might
never see one. The pilot had to fly the plane but lots of times-.
The pilot didn't like flying at night, no pilots do. The statistics
show the night jobs were the safest. We lost less planes. I
was blacked out all the time, I always reckoned everyone could
see out except me, I was the only bloke who never knew where
we were. I was the only bloke, really, if there were no landmarks,
that did know where we were. We had two radar setups in my day,
one was very new, took me a while to get used to it, but in
night flying, even in those days, that was fantastic. Another
thing about flying at night time, now, in our day we weren't
very worried about flak much, the intelligence blokes'd know
where the flak was and they'd route you round it if they could,
unless it was in the target area, well they couldn't do anything
about that. If there's 200 guns firing up in the air and 200
flying past, they'd have to collide, they'd have to get some
hits. Of course if they found you in a searchlight that's a
different story, they could aim at you. Night fighters were
our trouble really, we had to be very careful, particularly
toward the finish. Twenty thousand feet we did a lot of our,
most of our flying, except an odd one where we had to get very
low. Sometimes we came down lower to drop our bombs. The fighters
could get up there too. Later on they got some sort of radar
too.
We
were trapped six times one night, on the way home. We were all
late, the meteorological wind forecast turned out to be wrong.
We were timed to be on target to the minute. Well, I think this
time, most of the 4th got there three or four minutes
late, or after the markers had marked the target. Well, of course
they had time to get the fighters up then and they had a rough
idea which way they might be going home. We were ambushed on
the way home. We were just lucky. We had a very good gunner.
This rear gunner, if he was attacked; now you're always attacked,
particularly at night, from the rear or the side. Two planes
heading towards each other at 200 miles an hour in the dark,
well, you can't see. They usually see you from the side or underneath
and they come down. By the time they get into range, they're
more or less behind. The rear gunner's job is to tell the pilot
what evasive action to take. We had practice, we used to go
up in the daytime. If the rear gunner told you to take evasive
action too soon, the fighter could follow you through. If it
was too late you might be dead. There was a lot of teamwork
between the rear gunner and the pilot. The mid upper gunner,
he nearly shot someone down, or he got the credit for it. It
was over Leipzig I think. When we came home, my reports and
his reports coincided with a Jerry fighter that was shot down
and apparently nobody else claimed to shoot it down, and this
bloke claimed it. It looked like what they called a possible.
The only time we got a hit on the plane, the mid upper gunner,
that particular night he got a pit out of his perspex, a little
hole. Now, whether that was a bullet or not. We came home on
three engines one night but that was, I think, an oil pipe blocked
up. The Lancaster engines and the ground crew were so reliable
that as far as the plane was concerned, it was like getting
in a car and going to Southport.
Another
thing my pilot and I agreed on, you see I was on the squadron
for nearly five months and we only did 21 trips. The weather
was so duff, we got scrubbed before we took off. One or two
times it was scrubbed after we took off and we had to go and
drop our bombs in a special place in the North Sea. One of the
things that he did, if there were any passenger trips to take
important people visiting, he always tried taking them over
England if there wasn't an operation on because, he and I both
thought flying was the best insurance. They were mostly Australian
ground crew in our squadron. We had two Australian squadrons,
they called them but there were odd people from other places
in the air crew section. There was a Rhodesian, a Canadian.
We landed once, in daylight, we were taking a bod to Liverpool.
I said to him when we started, "Do you know Liverpool?"
"Oh yes, I know Liverpool very well." I said, "Do
you know where the aerodrome is?" "Oh yes, I know."
I said, well if that's alright I'll get down in the bomb bays
and have a look because England when the sun's out, flying down
low, with all these little farms and everything-. That's alright,
just before we landed, the pilot asked permission to land and
it sounded a bit far away. Just before we landed we heard in
the distance somebody calling "Darkie". Now, that
was one of the things, if you got lost or something went wrong,
you'd call "Darkie" and ask for assistance. This bloke
calling out "Darkie, Darkie", it sounded odd. I said,
"Some poor bugger lost." We landed on this bloody
aerodrome, it was the wrong one. Full of naval bods, you know,
what do they call them, WRENS and things, and they looked at
us as if we were a blooming dinosaur or something. As soon as
John landed he knew, so he said to this bloke, "Will this
do you?" He said yes so he just went to the end of the
runway, turned round and took off. We found out later that that
runway was too short for Lancasters. I don't say it was my fault.
I
think it was Christmas Eve, or the day before, the weather was
bad, we were at Waddington near Lincoln, and on the way home
we were briefed to land at some station in the north of Scotland,
which we did. They were coastal commando, nearly all ex-Battle
for Britain pilots and nearly all flew Mosquitos. Of course,
they were all for their blooming selves, you don't blame them
either. They'd come through the Battle of Britain, they were
mad as snakes. Before we woke up, the boss, the headman and
the commander, he told the barman that any Australian that came
in to drink, give them it free. Before we woke up, "Oh,
let's try your overcoat." They'd borrow your coat and race
into the bar and get a free drink. And they'd shoot the control
tower off when they took off. Now, on the way home the next
day, for some unknown reason, we were flying in daylight, going
back to our own base. It was sort of a happy time and the crew
were talking about all the things they shouldn't talk about,
like criticizing everything in the Air Force, and fortunately
for me, I needed a bit of practice so I didn't say very much.
The wireless operator came on and he said, "Hey boss, I've
got a message from base, just for us." I said, "I
wonder what the devil it is." "Oh I'll ring 'em up
and find out." He contacted base on the RT, which was the
radio telephone. He had his radio transmitter on all the time
and all these blokes in the operation room, they'd heard all
this talk going on. You can imagine what it would have been.
Incidentally when we got home I had to go and have a feed at
the dining room and I was on my own. Two English squad were
sitting there. My pilot was doing a bit of a line with one of
the WAAFs in the control room and these two Englishmen; I don't
know whether they knew I was there. They were talking, they
were just terrible, the wireless operator was slinging off at
the pilot about his girlfriend up in the control tower. These
two Englishmen were talking. He said, "That poor girl in
the control tower, it must have been terrible." I said,
"Why didn't you switch the damn thing off?" "Oh,"
he said, "Who wanted to switch it off!"
Another
time was serious. We never transmitted on the way into the target
and very seldom on the way home either, but we got instructions
sometimes you see. One time our wireless operator missed a broadcast
from base. One the way home, we were briefed to land at Lossiemouth,
our force, Five Group, which is a separate group, was advised
to cancel that instruction to go to Lossiemouth and return to
base. Fortunately our op missed that. Later on, they cancelled
that again and said go back to where you were originally briefed.
Well, some of the wireless operators apparently, they heard
the first one and thought, "Oh well, she's alright,"
and stopped listening and didn't hear the second one. Well I
think they lost eight planes over England that night, because
people got to where they thought was the-, and they couldn't
see anything. One of our pilots, he got to Waddington and he
didn't know but he was a daredevil bloke and he thought, well,
he'd have a go and he actually made it. In our particular case,
we were on one plane that used up a lot of fuel. Now, we couldn't
get to Lossiemouth, we landed at (Banf?) because we were running
short of petrol. Now, if we'd got that second broadcast that
said go to base and then got the other one that said go back,
we wouldn't have made it. We were terribly lucky our wireless
operator missed that broadcast, and we were lucky, we didn't
call Banf up when we came in to land, we just fired red Vereys
so they'd know we were in distress.
There
was another story, it didn't concern us. This bloke, every time
we went, a squadron at Waddington, we had to do a cross country
flight after we got there, in the night time. This bloke was
doing the cross country flight; I don't know whether he'd done
any operations. As far as we knew, he didn't. He was a young
fellow and he was coming into the circuit on the way home from
this flight, he applied for permission to land, which was given.
Sometimes round the circuit they might say, if you were number
one, they'd say, "Pancake number one" or if you were
the third one in the circuit, they'd say, "Pancake number
three". This bloke got halfway round the circuit and of
course, no lights on, it was a blackout, and a voice he didn't
quite recognize, "What is your position?" giving his
call sign, instead of Pancake number one. He probably did have
his lights on, you'd have to, to land, so he turned his lights
out and headed west. It turned out he was right, it was a Jerry
fighter that had come in and it wanted to get the positions
so he could shoot him down, but he had enough brains to realise
there was something wrong. He said nothing and he cleared out
and turned round and came back and landed.
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